I am not a dedicated raider, but I love raiding. Since I can never commit to the raiding schedules that guilds require of their raiders, I am in a constant state of pugging. When I’m not actively in a pug, I am scanning the trade channel looking for one that will have all the qualities required to be successful- gear, experience, patience, and maybe a little bit of luck. When I find such a group, I’m ecstatic. But more often than not, I face group after group of impatient, inexperienced, and undergeared scrubs who simply want to be carried to the final boss so they can get their [EPIC LOOT] Those groups often end in a way that everyone who has ever pugged is familiar with- people getting frustrated and leaving. But every now and then, there is a group that fails so bad, the fail is almost a win, in and of itself, for being such a unique level of fail.

And it is with that thought that I decided to create this blog. Stories of pugs that have such a catastrophically brain numbing level of fail to them.

In the future, I plan to open wiap to submissions.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Ungrateful Git

Sometimes, you just gotta be grateful for what you get, because at least you're not stuck with nothing.
Although if you're this guy, you actually are stuck with nothing.

So I was meandering through Utgarde Keep at a decent pace when one of the DPS had to go- something about framerates.
No worries- the tank and heals are there, so picking up a DPS from the queue was really quick.

Some people join a group and say hi, some don't talk at all. Whatever. Then the first thing that *this* guy does is bitch about it not being a "fresh" run. Half joking, I threw up a kick vote, reason- "Ungrateful Git" and then nearly died laughing when the rest of the group agreed and voted his ass out in less than half a second.

Now, this is probably obvious, but DPS really has no reason to bitch that their queue popped. Even if you get into the dungeon when the group is on the very last boss. Your queue popped, you're getting XP, and a chance at loot. Not to mention, some groups stick together at the finish of a dungeon and do a couple more.

In conclusion... LOLz when the rest of the group agreed with me and kicked him out. Not only did he have to wait for the queue to get in our group, but then he got kicked out, and had to wait for the queue for his next group.
That's what you get.
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